Naked Cowboy Migrates South for the Winter
Miami, FL – Although this winter is not as harsh as the previous ones, you can always count on birds to migrate south for the winter. Flocks of birds, sometimes in fun shapes, leave the cold for a warmer climate. However, birds aren’t the only creatures that leave the cold for a more desirable season. […]
Carnival Cruise Line Guests Stumble upon Cannibalistic Tribe
Cozumel – There are many reasons one may never go on a cruise. Fear of falling overboard, becoming seasick, claustrophobia; these are all reasons that may cause one to refrain from hitting the open seas for gambling, drinking, and entertainment. A recent Carnival Cruise line stopped by Cozumel’s port of call for fun in the sun. Some […]
Donald Trump’s Cabinet Joins Local Dodgeball League
Washington, D.C. – As of tomorrow, Donald Trump will be our president. Even worse than that, the billionaire has rounded up a cabinet of wealthy people who know absolutely nothing about the role they will soon be taking on. To say that we are all in trouble is quite the understatement. Videos have been surfacing […]
Betsy DeVos to Go Through “Billy Madison Challenge” Before Starting New Position
Washington, D.C. – If you went on Facebook this morning, you probably watched at least one video of American business woman and politician, Betsy DeVos, stumbling to answer any and every question she was asked about the future of our educational system. Questions were asked from people such as Vermont’s own Bernie Sanders, Democrat Elizabeth […]
Mark Wahlberg Anxiously Awaits Next Tragedy
Hollywood, CA – The movie industry is always cashing in on whatever makes them money. It doesn’t matter if it upsets people, if it lines their wallet with more money, than they will green-light anything. Right now, the film industry is making billions of dollars off of prequels, sequels and remakes. It seems the industry […]
Forest Whitaker’s Left Eye to Retire from Acting
Hollywood, CA – Fresh off of the lengthy press tour for the newest Star Wars movie, Forest Whitaker announced on Twitter this morning that his left eye will be retiring from acting. The Texas native is a well known actor and producer, but is most notorious for his eyes. Whitaker has ptosis, which causes a dropping […]
