Pornhub Unveils Plans for New Tokyo Skyscraper
Tokyo, JP – Following unprecedented profits from a first quarter surge in 2020, the pornographic video sharing company Pornhub has announced plans for a new building in Tokyo. Since the start of the pandemic, pornographic websites have seen a massive increase in viewership, as people are spending more time at home. Pornhub even offers free […]
Scientist Tells Spider We’re More Afraid of Them
Austin, TX – Summer is just around the corner, which means spiders are going to start showing up in our homes again. The eight-legged creatures have been on this planet for over 380 million years and have been scaring humans since day one. When asked what someone fears most, the response is usually: spiders. Is […]
Launch Delayed Due to Astronauts Not Knowing How to Spell Password Containing Elon Musk’s Son’s Name
Cape Canaveral, FL – The whole country watched in anticipation today as the SpaceX was supposed to leave for its trip to space. This exploration is a big mark in history, as it would’ve been America’s first trip to space since 2011. The launch is also quite notable, as NASA has partnered with billionaire tech […]
Harrison Ford Crushed to Death by Giant Rubber Band Ball
Cleveland, OH – A lot celebrities and wealthy people have been retreating to safer areas with everything going on in the world right now. David Beckham and his family left their Los Angeles home for their private island to get away from the crowds and record producer, David Geffen, took shelter on his yacht. In […]
Japanese Sex Robots Also Won’t Do Anal
Tokyo, Japan – Decades ago, there were books, television shows, and movies that predicted what today might be like. Flying cars, vacations to space, and dinners that come in the size of a pill were what writers used to think would be a big part of our lives today. However, we have not seen any […]
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Banned from White House
Washington, D.C. – Even though Halloween is still over a month away, Christmas music is already in full swing. Cars, offices, and headphones across the world are already starting to play holidays-themed songs by Hanson, N’SYNC, and Mariah Carey. And, of course, Trans-Siberan Orchestra has announced their Christmas tour. The Floridian rock-band will be making […]
