Los Angeles, CA – It’s been a week now since Black Friday. The injured are almost fully recovered and the successful shoppers are already bored with their toys they hospitalized the others over.
The stores have all cleaned up their aisles and displays, along with the massive amounts of blood covering their floors, and are returning to normal. However, one store has noticed something odd outside of their doors.
A Target in downtown Los Angeles noticed a man set up and stand behind a velvet rope outside of their front doors.
“It was the weirdest thing,” manager Ted Winston started. “We thought he might have been one of the people from the looney bin who might’ve been left here on accident. When I went out to ask him what he was doing, he told me he was getting a head start on his shopping for next Christmas and wants to be first in line.”
When we asked Greg Simpson, the man behind the velvet rope, what he was waking for, he told us, “Nothing yet. But I know something good will be announced soon and I want to be the first to get it.”
