Bill Gates Partners with Viagra; Introduces New ED Medication Simply Named “Microsoft”

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Pills and a medication bottle

Medina, WA – Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft, is always looking for his next investment. Although he is one of the hardest working and richest people in the world, he never stops working or trying to find new ways to make money.

Gates has always been a big investor and recently he found himself putting money into Viagra, one of the highest selling pharmaceutical products. A rep for Viagra, told us they were honored he invested, but that they saw more potential growth with a partnership.

After meeting with Gates, the company decided they would sell another new ED product with the help of Microsoft. Unsure of what to call the name of the product, Gates mentioned calling it “Microsoft” would not only help the business, as the name is so familiar, but it also made perfect sense.

The product should be on the market by early winter and Gates plans on giving buyers of his computer as well as XBOX a free box of the medication.7