Trans-Siberian Orchestra Banned from White House

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Washington, D.C. – It has only been a week since the election and the United States is still trying to grasp the idea of having Trump for another four years. Even though Biden is still the leader of the free world until the end of the year, but Trump is already starting to make moves to implement change.

The business mogul has already nominated Matt Gaet as Attorney General and Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy as Department of Government Efficiency. He intends to initiate mass deportations of migrants and prioritize the deportation of illegal immigrants deemed national security threats. And now, he has announced a new law that could completely change the holidays forever.

Even though Thanksgiving is still a few weeks away, Christmas music is already in full swing. Cars, offices, and headphones across the country are already starting to play holidays-themed songs by Hanson, N’SYNC, and Mariah Carey. And, of course, Trans-Siberan Orchestra. The Floridian rock-band tours every Christmas time, putting on electrified concerts for 10,000 concert goers a night. The band will soon be heading out on their The Lost Christmas Eve tour across the United States. But there is one place the band won’t be playing, The White House.

Trump recently took to Twitter saying, “Christmas is always a joyous time here at the White House. We pride ourselves here on family, tradition, and morales. And because we don’t want our young ones to be disturbed by this woke, liberal movement, we are declaring a ban of any Trans-Siberan Orchestra music played here in the White House.”

This might be the last year the holiday rock band can and will play 1600 Penn for a long time.